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'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

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"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

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Back to school expenses.

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

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