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'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

Sam's Nation Building

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

Back to school expenses.

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

Do you have health insurance ?

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

Vulture oil inc.

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'