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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Back to school expenses.

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

Do you have health insurance ?

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

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'It's been a huge success.'