Budget Conscious Student Prints

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Back to school expenses.

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

Do you have health insurance ?

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

Vulture oil inc.

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'