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'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

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"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Low income vampires.

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'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

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Back to school expenses.

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

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'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'