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"Oops! My mistake, I gave you the yearly budges estimate for supplies, not the monthly estimate."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

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"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

"Give me a second, I just have to send this report...the budget cuts haven't made communicating any easier."

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

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"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

"... And thanks to Henderson's brilliant idea to economize on heating costs, he's saved the company hundreds of pounds!"

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

'What's the point of spending twenty bucks to buy a frame to display my first dollar?'

'I'm sure the cuts will be firm but fair.'

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

I'm going to prescribe a less expensive generic placebo.

'Congratulations. This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their own diplomas.'

"I never dropped my baby on her head. . . but I did fail to save for college."

"I see the art budget's been cut again."

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."