Money Minds Pillows

'The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Financial Eyesight

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

Pollution and money

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."