Mirror Talker T-Shirts

Bob practices lying.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Moo Out Loud

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Pop Culture for Teens

WTF?

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

Woman applying makeup

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

The quarantine self cut.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Beware of the Blog.