Mirror Monologuer T-Shirts

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who talks to inanimate objetcs most of all?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I noticed a few browns."

Woman applying makeup

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

A giraffe in a hat

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'