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Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

Pastorius wonders why.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

I'm beginning to think that my wit and Erudition is wasted on you

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

Interior Monologuist

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

"Have you considered the face that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?"

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

"Anyway, during lockdown our Jaxen discovered he doesn't actually have an internal monolgue."

My consciousness vs my ego

'Talking to myself was okay ... even answering myself ... but now I'm interrupting myself.'

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

"No problems here. You're just the only person who's required not to get up and leave when I start talking about my boring day."

"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."

"Look at Bradley! That vile, loathsome creep! He tries to appear good-natured, but he can't hide the carrion-stench of his nasty black thoughts and evil emotions bubbling up from the dark recesses of his snakepit mind."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now my imaginary playmate is jealous.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who talks to inanimate objetcs most of all?"

Penny for your inner monologue

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

'In the little movie inside my head, you're the bad guy.'

'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'