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"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

"Look at Bradley! That vile, loathsome creep! He tries to appear good-natured, but he can't hide the carrion-stench of his nasty black thoughts and evil emotions bubbling up from the dark recesses of his snakepit mind."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

Well spoken man.

Interior Monologuist

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

Jimmy's 'Bar' (If you know what we mean)

"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

"I'm speaking with you this evening without the benefit of speech-writers or teleprompters. Thank you and good night."

"Have you considered the face that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?"

"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."

'Why don't you go out and get some fresh air? You've been stuck in the house all day.'

"Anyway, during lockdown our Jaxen discovered he doesn't actually have an internal monolgue."

"Let's start at the beginning. Do you have a table of contents?"

Stepping up to the podium/Standing up to the podium

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

"No problems here. You're just the only person who's required not to get up and leave when I start talking about my boring day."

"I'm feeling conflicted. Should I go into the military or become a pacifist?"

Penny for your inner monologue

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

My Biography - Modern Memorial

'In the little movie inside my head, you're the bad guy.'

'Note to Self: stop obsessing so much about being obsessed and just concentrate on that.'

Bully Pulpit

'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'

"Have you noticed? Miss Harris talks to herself."

'Mumble mumble.' - 'He talks to himself.' - 'Then disagrees with everything he's said.'

"I don't like small talk."