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"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

'Outside with that!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Motorway of the Self

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Looks like beach weather."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

Interior Monologuist

'Yeah, but that's life!'

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

"Hold that fixation."

"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'I used to be a hunter-gatherer. Then my inner hunter killed off my inner gatherer. Now I'm just a hunter.'

Oh, my gosh! You're right! The treasure was buried in here all along!

'No wonder you haven't found yourself yet, men can't find anything.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."

"I'm not the decaf you ordered, you will never find a job, and you are sitting on gum."

'Can Kevin's inner demons come out to play?'

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"