Inner Monologue Explorer Prints

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

'Outside with that!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Motorway of the Self

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"Hold that fixation."

Interior Monologuist

"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."

'Can Kevin's inner demons come out to play?'

"I'm not the decaf you ordered, you will never find a job, and you are sitting on gum."

'No wonder you haven't found yourself yet, men can't find anything.'

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

"Have you considered the face that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?"