Mirror Philosopher Pillows

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Getting in shape (or not)

'I know how you feel.'

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

Finally, the Mirror got real.

Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.

The shock of recognition.

Ugly monster looks at normal reflection in mirror

Shape up

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

Same Planet, Different Worlds.

Wolf: 'Oh, no, I have a double chinney-chin-chin!'

"All you ever do is criticise!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

ob wasn't being completely honest with himself. Couldn't even make eye contact.

"Would you mind if I made a suggestion?"

Silence in Court!

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"My image consultant wants me to look in a mirror."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"Really...Again!"

'You can't fire me! I'm self-employed.'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Please do not adjust your mirror.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'