Mirror Philosopher Prints

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Getting in shape (or not)

'I know how you feel.'

'911..I'd like to report a crime...identity theft...I've become my mother!'

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

"How dare you body-shame me!"

Finally, the Mirror got real.

Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.

Ugly monster looks at normal reflection in mirror

The shock of recognition.

Same Planet, Different Worlds.

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

Wolf: 'Oh, no, I have a double chinney-chin-chin!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Shape up

"All you ever do is criticise!"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"My image consultant wants me to look in a mirror."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Do you think a man can be too good-looking?'

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

Silence in Court!

"Would you mind if I made a suggestion?"

Pop Culture for Teens

ob wasn't being completely honest with himself. Couldn't even make eye contact.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'You can't fire me! I'm self-employed.'

"Really...Again!"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

Please do not adjust your mirror.