Mirror Musings Gifts

"The vanity mirror makes me look fat."

'This is your last chance! 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall...'.'

'Ralph is learning to laugh at himself.'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Three-way mirror

'I hate bad hair days!'

Bob felt he was better-looking than his reflection - and hired and unbiased third-party mediator to confirm it.

Self Checkout

The aging process.

Joseph Chamberlain's Political Transformations

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

Mobile Gadgets

"How come you're taller than me?"

The virtual vanity mirror.

Pirated mirrors.

'I feel like people are making fun of me behind my back.'

'Look at me when I'm talkin' to you.'

'Do you know who you're addressing?'

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

"What do you mean 'well it certainly ain't you' - can you be more specific?"

"I remember when doing chin-ups meant something completely different."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

"Say when!"

Barber shaves a customer's head.

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"You don't need laser eye surgery."

"It's just like Zoom except no one else is looking at me."

"Fairet? Hard to say. . . the hot ones are all wearing face masks."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

The beginning of one of those days.

'Ecce homo!'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.