Mystical Musings Fan Gifts

'You're going to get bigger.'

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

Fortune Tellers Convention

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

Devil paints God.