Divine Musings Fan Gifts

"You have five billion, four hundred and sixty seven million, three thousand and twenty nine messages. . ."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

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'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Mrs. Almighty.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

Devil paints God.

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

Angel Golf

On the Seventh Day

Football

'If God tells you what to say in your sermon, why do you make so many corrections?'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'Free will? -- I think they need more structure than that.'

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'

Football of the Gods...

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

Rugby heaven

Golfers' Heaven

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

Golf Sale

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"