Divine Musings Fan Pillows

"You have five billion, four hundred and sixty seven million, three thousand and twenty nine messages. . ."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

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Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Mrs. Almighty.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Angel Golf

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

Devil paints God.

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

On the Seventh Day

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

Football

'If God tells you what to say in your sermon, why do you make so many corrections?'

'Free will? -- I think they need more structure than that.'

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

Football of the Gods...

Rugby heaven

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

God/Saint Watching Football.