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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Devil paints God.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Viking River Raids

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'