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You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

What else is there to wish for?

Trump Poutine

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Now showing, at a University near you...

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Optimist

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

The power of now

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."