Ancient Philosophy Fans Mugs

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

What else is there to wish for?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The Great Leap Forward

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.