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'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.