Quirky Corporate Thinker Prints

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Map of the human brain

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.