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Explorers come across knife sharpening business in jungle.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Setting up companies

Self-Employment

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'