Quirky Shop Owner Gifts

Plant kills owner of Pete's Poisonous Plants.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Self-Employment

Setting up companies

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'