Myth And Legends Fans Mugs

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Swiss army knife

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Viking River Raids

"I dropped my goblet!"