Mythical Character Fans Pillows

"Clocking in, clocking out."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Swiss army knife

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hot Tub Frosty

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Vampire on a plane

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

The Golf Gremlin.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Vampire Bat

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Big Boy Foot

'Can we keep him?'