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'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Crow and fox

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

Absinthe Fairy.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

"No, let down your hair!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'The Princess and the Mint.'

A frog catches an insect truck.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'