Fable Lover Gifts

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

Chicken lies dead under the sky that has fallen on her.

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.

Aesop's Fables - The Frog and The Ox

'On your mark, get set...'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"And the lovely, little daughter understood her daddy was tired from harvesting people's personal data all day and went to sleep. The end."

Androcles and the Lion Rampant.

Sister of the boy who cried wolf,

'I want to buy some modern art.'

is that faster than a hare

A crow holds a piece of cheese, taunting some foxes.

The Boy who cried 'MILF'.

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

The Crow and the Fox

CITY HALL, 'I hope you're not in a big hurry.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'Looks like she's having a bad hare day.'

Speed Awareness Scheme.

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

The Aunt and the Grasshopper

"Before we get started, would you like an edible?"

Fables for the Millennial.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."