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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."