Liquor Aficionado Mugs

"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Right now, Kevin, my feelings are bouncing between disgust and admiration."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."