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'Do you think the poem will lose some of its gravitas if I use the term 'brown bread'?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Attention Span Man

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Witch's spell check.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Overly wordy travel.

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"