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"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"My kid could do that."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Sculptor's chippings

Trappist talk show.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

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"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Silly News.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."