Quirky Tv Fan Gifts

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

'...and contestant number 3 enjoys bushwalking, ballroom dancing and contestants number 1 and 2; welcome to...'

"Cat box"

Fly Football

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Double Saxophone

Antler Buzzers.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I could do that."

Oreolas

The water desk

Flying in Formation.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"We're out of flowers."

Flower Painting

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Beachy Hair

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."