Quirky Tv Fan Prints

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

'...and contestant number 3 enjoys bushwalking, ballroom dancing and contestants number 1 and 2; welcome to...'

"Cat box"

Fly Football

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Pray for me.'

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Antler Buzzers.

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Oreolas

Flying in Formation.

"I could do that."

The water desk

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"We're out of flowers."

Flower Painting

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair