Quirky Corner Store Fan T-Shirts

Inconvenience Store.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'