Toilet Humor Fan Prints

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Ski Toilets

'I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

"You must see someone about your problem."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'It's got to be a mirage.'

"Hello! HELLO!! I have to pee! HELLOOO!.."

'Why yes' As a matter of fact this is Prince Albert in a can.'

Men/Women/Santa.

"We've already got that model."

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

Down to China.

"I think a potty would be more dignified"

'I do an awful lot of business on the golf course.'

'What makes you think no man has been up here before?'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Continental/Incontinental

Public Toilets

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Incontinent ballistic missile

Vowel Movement

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

'See, Louise? See? I told you I wasn't the one leaving the seat up!'

"The good news is I rescued your cell phone. However, all your minutes were used up."

Santa making the most of his sack.

Richard the Turd

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

An eskimo shows off his new igloo - 'This place has all the latest features including an 'ig-loo'...'

Evacuation Route.

'Another myth dispelled'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

A woman is attacked by toilet water