Toilet Trouble Solver Gifts

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

"This stool shall pass."

Personal Potty Trainer

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Switch it off and switch it on again

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Space X Crew Dragon

What Is This Crap?

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Help!'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

"I think the flush is broken."

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

Eureka!

"I think it's a computer virus."

'I called the 24-hour Teacher Tech Support Helpline but they were closed. Apparently they are open 24 hours but not in a row.'