Toilet Trouble Solver Gifts

Personal Potty Trainer

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

What Is This Crap?

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Switch it off and switch it on again

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Help!'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

"I think the flush is broken."

Eureka!

"I think it's a computer virus."

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of an outhouse.

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.