Restroom Conundrum Solver Gifts

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Closed for cleaning.

Over eating...don't do it.

Hell's Restrooms.

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

Key in PIN No.

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Male and Female Toilets for Yins and Yangs

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

What really goes on in the bathroom.

Yin Yang bathrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Chinese dragon in the men's room

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30