Toilet Troubleshooting Detective Gifts

This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.

The Missing Sock Returns

"This stool shall pass."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Where missing laundry socks go!

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Space X Crew Dragon

'This tastes like dishwater.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

What Is This Crap?

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"And this is George's reading room."

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'