Tidiness Tactician Pillows

Office De-cluttering

Moon Vacuuming

"Those are my books on tidying up."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Tia Carmen, why do you get into these wiping frenzies?"

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

TV and cleaner

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

The Messy Sink

Decluttering. . .

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'