Home Tidy-up Enthusiast Gifts

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

A catch-all is born.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Super glue hoovering

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

The Marie Kondo landfill

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.