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"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"How did you get him to do housework?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

A catch-all is born.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Super glue hoovering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

The Marie Kondo landfill

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.