Tidy-up Enthusiast Prints

'Lord, what have they done to him? He made his own bed!'

'Are we hoarders?' 'No, I think we're just slobs.' 'Oh, ok.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Super glue hoovering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"