Home Tidiness Enthusiast Prints

Vacuuming.

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Spring Cleaning

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

Super glue hoovering

"Thank God!"

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."