Home Tidying Evangelist Pillows

Let's get organized

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Decluttering. . .

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Super glue hoovering

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

What if pets did housework...

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

'I always seem to be straightening...I wonder if my mother is secretly sending in customers.'

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

"You are so organized!"

Chet Blows Another Sale.

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

'Louise, don't tell me when to empty the sandbox - I'll know when.'

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

"This is our Cardio Model. No motor."

A woman dusts a man who is watching sports.

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

'Is she teething again?'

Vacuuming.

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.

"To overcome your fear of vacuum cleaners, we'll start with a dustbuster and work our way up."