Cleanliness Advocate With Pets Gifts

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bathing the dog

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

A Change of Scene.

'What's founder?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

The Messy Sink

'My mom invented baths!'

'A Dust Cow'.

Medieval Torture

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Ham Sanitizer