Cleanliness Advocate With Pets Pillows

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bathing the dog

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'What's founder?'

A Change of Scene.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'A Dust Cow'.

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

The Messy Sink

Medieval Torture

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'