Tidiness Trainer Gifts

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

A Mom's Purse

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

Decluttering. . .

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.