Tidiness Trainer Gifts

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

A Mom's Purse

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'